Painted Ground Payola Scandal?

I categorically deny all the below accusations. I have made the recount and he is us. JM still gets his little cookie.

From Editors Var.:
"RECOUNT RECOUNT RECOUNT
1. this was stolen from us
2. this was clearly fraudulent
3. JM doesn't really exist.
4. pw/sf (his real name) bribed The Painted Ground with favors.
5. WE ARE SICK OF EVERYTHING GOING TO THE SHITSTORM/FUNDAMENTALIST/MOVIESTAR TYPES. EVERYTIME SOMEBODY QUOTES THE BIBLE IT'S LIKE THEY AUTOMATICALLY GET TO DECLARE WAR ON SOVERIGN NATIONS OR SOMETHING."