Monday, May 09, 2005

The Path to Hell is Paved with Evil Bottles


First time entrist, G-Dawg has taken this week's Painted Ground Contest and we'll be giving G a 40 of our favored malt beverage with the burrito we owe him for this travesty. So sad. The Croce twins will each get a candy bar for their runner-up efforts once they tell me who they are. New contest on Friday, folks!

xo,
The Painted Ground. Posted by Hello

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Thank you, DDT, for being able to look death and scary cat faces in the eye without blinking.

For those of you too sober to find aid in the line drawings, please join me in knocking back a Crazy Horse 40 ouncer straight from the Black Hills of my heritage in South Dakota ... and squinting your eyes just a bit ... to see the evil that lurks within.

I am pure once more.

Anonymous said...

styhall is anon #2 (Croce urine). Once again. Because this goddam blogger.com blight of a site won't let me access my account, which I only opened to post to this contest in the first place. I'm starting to suspect DDT is actually Klamm, from The Castle. But that's just me, showing off about books I've never read.

ddt/pdx said...

The Painted Ground only namechecks the Jeremy Irons K, as we haven't read a book in a year + at this point. Sorry, styhall, for the blogger hate. We'd use someone else, but then it'd cost us money to get attention and if we were going to do that, we'd hope we could think of something better than this mess.

g*t*p, feed the hate, man. The badlands are inside you. We'll sit on your lap when you get the juice.