PAINTED GROUND CONTEST: What the Hell Is It?
We wanna know. The Goats and they's main man 'Slice took it out of us today, but we still need to ask what the hell this thing is. The prize will stun and be the envy of all of your friends and will be announced a week from Monday or when we remember. Good luck and tell your neighbors.
xo,
The Painted Ground 
6 comments:
It's a carved out pumpkin, the lower-right portion of which has been expertly made to look like a parrot's head. The pumpkin is meant to be worn at all San Francisco street festivals. You've seen the signs: "Free bowl of borscht to all pumpkin hat wearers! Buh-caw!!"
The pumpkin, the parrot, the sad young girl on the verge of being clamped by the readily accessorized right hand of He-Man's old foe Lockjaw, but what this puzzle needs is a rotation 90 degrees to the right -- therein lies the hooded fury of a Mexican wrestler. Buh-caw! pw/sf/pa
This is your brain on Swollenbrainrabbitfever. It's f'real, dude, check it out: Tularemia. My advice, don't eat raw bunnies. And if you're gonna skin a beaver, wear gloves, brah.
- Sty
I have in my hand an envelope, a child of four can plainly see the envelope is hermetically sealed. They've been kept since noon today in a mayonnaise jar on Funk & Wagnalls' porch. No one (but one!) knows its contents. In his mystical and borderline way, Carnac will now ascertain the answers having never heard the questions.
What is it? It is the late Carnac, the parrot head is the shadow of his reincarnation. We miss you Johnny!
Long ago the onion tics ruled the land. Pawnee Indians later inhaled their crushed, fossilized remains. The ceremony began...
I think I'll be met with no debate when I say it's an onion-panda.
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