Friday, November 04, 2005

The Lonesome Contests of the Painted Ground

What indeed? The winner goes home with a Genuine Painted Ground item. Not a consumable. Nothing ephemeral. Something real, a thing. Speaking of things, please let us know what that thing above us is and you'll go home with an item, a genuine item.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

What great news! Skeletal ghost pirates are starting to question their own existence. Finally! Introspection often ends reigns of terror, you know.

Man Smythe said...

I think someone is wondering when Pirates of the Carribbean II is coming to theaters everywhere and just doesn't know who to ask, so he's using public property. He, like the rest of us, can hardly wait for Johnny Depp's Captain Jack Sparrow to make us laugh, cry, and most of all, applaud.

Anonymous said...

He drove us to the wall in so many interations over the years that it's only fitting that his grave be marked by this pink of violence, this pink of the mad.

http://thisispop.50megs.com/riddler-1stappearance-figure.jpg

pw/sf/pa

Anonymous said...

the man with no eyes, bathing in pepto-bismol. sometimes your life just makes you that sick.

-nj

JM said...

Isn't there ANYBODY who WON'T be famous for 15 minutes?

Anonymous said...

That is the Spotted Towhee (Pipilo maculatus), avifauna native to the Great Lakes east to the Maritime provinces, most often identified soltaire, in mated pairs on rare occasions. The Spotted Towhee, jocularly known as "Toe-ys" to avid birders, presents a conical bill, red eye, rusty sides with buffy undertail coverts. A delightful sighting in any season for bird enthusiasts!

http://huskertsd.tripod.com/species/photos/spotted_towhee_doug.jpg

Time to raise the bar, Dylan, these American Birding Association contests just keep getting easier.

jdt said...

This is the fake underground guerrila ad trying to lure patrons in to the belly dancing restaurant next door, Ariba. Their new chef went to school in the 70s, those nacient marketing days when media classes exposed the skull in the ice cube and the penis on the pack of Camels. The question mark? Just a tag from a passing hipster boi. Duh, painted ground.

JM said...

Tell Tito I know he did it, lil brah.